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Oven Demotivational Poster


THE AIR IS CRISP -




WHEN IT'S BAD ENOUGH -




VULCAN TECHNOLOGY -


TAGS: vulcan star trek spock oven
Rating: 3.75/5

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heathentod - May 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
Love good Star Trek humor! :)


INTERVIEWS - If you don't pass out you can have the job.


TAGS: dutch oven
Rating: 4.13/5

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Bartimaeus - January 19, 2010, 11:50 pm
A Dutch oven is when you fart under a blanket while your bed-mate has his/her head under the covers.
Bob D. Sailor - January 19, 2010, 11:47 pm
I'm missing something here (as usual).
Who Cares? - January 19, 2010, 6:56 pm
Their dutch letters are very good.
Bovee - January 19, 2010, 4:05 pm
Wow is all i have to say.


LIVING THE DREAM -


TAGS: bun in the oven
Rating: 4.8/5

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Faceplant31 - August 18, 2010, 10:59 am
You had a 5L at the title!


CONSENSUS -


TAGS: the oven contributed nothing
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 7:00 pm
That's why the spelling-nazi blender is not pictured in this motifake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 10, 2010, 9:56 am
Carzy?.......5L.
spacedog - February 9, 2010, 8:06 pm
LMAO! The vacuum, however, thinks you're a p***. +5Ls


RELATIONSHIPS -


TAGS: smell assignment nothing says lovin like a good dutch oven
Rating: 3.5/5

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GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 4:44 pm
goole dutch oven, it's a cooking device. the gasous part just mimics the apperatus.
omnia - December 13, 2009, 4:38 pm
culos, dutch? who knew? but the patriotic dutchman in me feels insulted that something like that is a**ociated with the dutch
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 4:34 pm
@culos, thanks for the descriptive a**istance :) couldn't have described it better.
culos - December 13, 2009, 3:50 pm
From one Dutchman to another: Dutch oven is a fart chamber created by pulling a blanket over someone's head and farting.
omnia - December 13, 2009, 3:39 pm
what for the love of god is a dutch oven? i'm dutch and never heard the term


THANKSGIVING RECIPE CHANGE -




MMMMM... FIRE BAKED PIZZA! - Italian prosecutors believe pizza in the southern city of Naples may be baked in ovens lit with wood from coffins dug up from the local cemetery


TAGS: italian prosecutors believe pizza in the southern city of naples may be baked in ovens lit with wood from coffins dug up from the local cemetery
Rating: 4.43/5

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LichKingOzma - April 2, 2014, 9:04 am
DONT CARE GIZZA PIZZA!
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 1:32 am
Yummy. Corpse pizza flavoring.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 11:08 pm
What they don't tell you is that every coffin had a living stool pigeon sealed inside. So, eat up! Every margarita you eat saves a guido from messing up his Forzieri's while digging a shallow grave.


BULL FIGHTING -


TAGS: toro joven bravo matador
Rating: 4.35/5

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agdaniele - August 2, 2010, 1:05 am
Magnificent piece of work! 5 Lesbian counquerers!


HOT PIZZA -


TAGS: radioactive oven cold pizza never again
Rating: 4.26/5

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newkevind51 - March 28, 2011, 8:11 am
HEY LOOK THE NUKE SIGN! japan needs to learn this sign for raditaion...
Cloudchaser - March 26, 2011, 9:52 am
Who keeps leftover peetsa around long enough that it needs to be refrigerated? Not I, said the furry


Bey-londe a reasonable doubt -




LOOK PAPPA -


TAGS: ya just had to get her an easy bake oven for christmas
Rating: 3.72/5

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spacedog - January 2, 2010, 4:50 pm
Atsa gooda one. 5Ls


MO AND NIK - Classy motifakers all the way!


TAGS: mo nik lovenest thanks from canada eh
Rating: 3.09/5

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MO - December 29, 2009, 1:15 am
Standby for a PM in the next few days Aggy.
MO - September 26, 2009, 8:54 am
TTH!!!! FTW!!! See as far as I'm concerned this (you having a jacked computer) is just a "glitch in the system" So don't you be expecting any back rent! Oh well, we'll sort through this rubbish when you're back for good.....rubbish...trash heap..wow.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 4:24 pm
LMAO.... noted.
Sean - August 1, 2009, 4:23 pm
Relax agy. I just gotta go buy cat litter. Bags and bags of cat litter. My gods are a poopy god.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:58 pm
Ambien and red wine apparently.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:55 pm
Not me!
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:55 pm
So, MO tried to OD on Ambien? Is that what I'm reading?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:54 pm
Apparently Mo got into it with someone named "Jeffy" I don't know why he would argue with the little boy fron "The Family Circus" but that's his business....( who the f*** is Jeffy?)
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:52 pm
p*** - re: I hope she comes back
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:51 pm
Don't go, Sean! please! You're such a nice guy, I just hate to think that you're not above Timmys and critics. You can't be gone!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:51 pm
My net kicked out for a second, That's why the double post(A pox on DSL providers)....Why am I a p***....wait did you find my chickenlovers website....I swear I was young and needed the money.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:50 pm
It's easier to not be irritated by simply not knowing what the argument du jour is.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:49 pm
I used to never miss anything..... just tired of the rants lately. It actually started with Mark and WTFO dominating the comment landscape for awhile. At which point, I gave up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:48 pm
He explained it all further down this page, You really are to lazy to read back sometimes, Aren't you....XD
Sean - August 1, 2009, 3:48 pm
How DARE you talk to me like that in stereo, Mooooooooooooooooooo. That's it, I'm outta here!
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:48 pm
You, mami!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:47 pm
Who you calling a p***? Ese.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:47 pm
Ok, so MO is back? Back later? Gone? WTF?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:46 pm
He didn't post that part Sean. Pm's should be kept private.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:46 pm
These things happen. Unfortunate in this case (and only IMO)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:46 pm
He didn't post that part Sean. Pm's should be kept private.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:45 pm
p***.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:44 pm
i hope she comes back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:44 pm
For the first time ever I feel a little bad for arguing a point on the web . But TTH makes some very good points in the thread. We all take the risk of someone disagreeing with us here, You have to be a bit thick skinned. And not take things personal.
Sean - August 1, 2009, 3:42 pm
I once PM'd Mr. M and told him I was never leaving. He PM'd me back with, and I qoute: *sigh* So I guess what I'm sayin' is, what did Mr. M say to her?!
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:42 pm
Yeah, not going to scroll through that one.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:41 pm
It's all in the "just wanna clear things up" Thread.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:41 pm
Hmmmmmmm.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:40 pm
Yeah she pm'd Mr M. and said she was leaving for good
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:39 pm
Quit?
TheTrashHeap - August 1, 2009, 3:12 pm
So you guys know Porcelina quit. I don't know what was the straw that broke the Camels back, but unlike Bria she just couldn't take the cracks, I guess. I wish she would come back so we could explain. Life is criticism might as well get used to it.
TheTrashHeap - August 1, 2009, 3:10 pm
Stick around you bastard we need funny these days!
MO - August 1, 2009, 2:51 pm
Ummmm, not sure about the box owner....some chick named....franzia?? Bleahhh
Sean - August 1, 2009, 2:49 pm
Take it easy, MO.
MO - August 1, 2009, 2:48 pm
I'll get this all straight and thank you fakers for the support....smooches!! Ambien! Not enough notice, hooooo that's good ****.
Sean - August 1, 2009, 2:47 pm
Re you "too g**" inquiry: Who's box? And did the box-owner start life with a package instead of a box?
MO - August 1, 2009, 2:46 pm
So yes aggy. Bunch of poor decisions on my part. I'm just aboot to load up the piggeroo and head to 6 flags. I should be all better by monday....ready to beat some timmy a**. The flack that wasn't worth the BS was from Jeffy. And rightly so...so..standby!
MO - August 1, 2009, 2:44 pm
So some splaining seems to be in order. I stayed up till 4;30 drinking red wine from a box. (that doesn't make me too g** right?) Got in a huge argument with Jeffy, and thought the best thing to do would be to cut out one of the addictions....
agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 11:17 pm
Was this court-ordered, or simply a poor decision on MO's part?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 11:15 pm
Me as well, Why Mo? Why?
agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 11:13 pm
I'm thoroughly confused here. Well, moreso than usual.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 10:40 pm
I'm sure there's something Nik can do to "persuade" him.
rerun - July 31, 2009, 9:17 pm

we can set up a forum subject for the Timmy abusing.
Nik - July 31, 2009, 9:13 pm
Oh, I think he would love to freely abuse a timmy, but abusing alcohol like that? That may be where your deal loses its luster.
Nik - July 31, 2009, 9:11 pm
I think what's most important here, is that you guys all realize it has nothing to do with you. He can handle the ribbing and dishes it out just as much. All hope is not lost though. He doesn't WANT to leave afterall.
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 9:10 pm
What if we convince President Obama to sit him and Timmy (whichever one) down for a beer? Would that work? How about we hold Timmy down and let him throw full cans of beer at his groin? Am I getting anywhere with this? MO is the only Puddle Pirate I like!
rerun - July 31, 2009, 9:05 pm

maybe he just needs an Ambian and a good nights rest.
Nik - July 31, 2009, 8:59 pm
I just wanna say for the record, that I wish MO would not leave the site. He enjoys you guys very much. I told him all this myself and I hope he changes his mind, but he seems to have his reasons, whatever they may be. Sorry guys.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 6:41 pm
Hey, Nik never said she was leaving.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 6:39 pm
If we're lucky Jalford will be #3.
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 6:35 pm
MO you'll be missed! And Nik, I hardly knew ye...though I WAS looking forward to the couch poster...a bit too much maybe... Hope you stop by a LOT! We'll leave a light on for you! Dang...first we lose Cubby and now MO? Don't these things happen in threes?
Haarakkon - July 31, 2009, 6:30 pm
Drop by any time you want, Mo. We'll leave the light on.
Haarakkon - July 31, 2009, 6:29 pm
HankuNIK MOtata.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 6:28 pm
Shut up Woody. You no talent, drive by commenter.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 6:27 pm
Even the flak from others...it's part of the fun....go if you have to but you will be sorely missed.
Woodywood03a - July 31, 2009, 6:26 pm
Bow down and kiss your a**es good bye.
MO - July 31, 2009, 6:26 pm
Moooooo It's not because of any flak i'm taking from yous guys. Good lord can I cofuse an issue. Oh well! Play nice......
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 6:23 pm
And what aboot the Nik passed out on the couch poster?....It had so much potential.
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 6:22 pm
Sorry you are stuck in this lease and have not given proper notice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 6:20 pm
taking hell for speaking your mind is part of the game. (i know as well as anyone). no one wants you to leave. so, please reconsider, we'll miss you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 6:14 pm
What the hell Mo?
MO - July 31, 2009, 6:11 pm
Don't think you boys saw the last few comments on this one. Just to clarify, I wasn't just saying goodbye for the night....I'll check on youz guys every now and then. Peace and chicken grease....MO
Arrogant Knight - July 31, 2009, 6:42 am
No..... NO! I forbid you to leave!! MO, GET. THE f***. BACK HERE, YOUNG MAN!
MO - July 31, 2009, 6:16 am
And Sean? You weird MoFo, you'll always look like Al Bundy to me. (least your avatar will) Ciao Fakers!!!
MO - July 31, 2009, 6:13 am
So, for all the hell i've caught for having a good time, I'd like to say; Ag, Moo, TTH, Bone, harrk? Thanks for a hell of a good time!! I'm done. Sining off. Audios. The good times aint worth the BS. Gotta move on to a more productive addiction. Smooches!
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 1:36 am
TTH stays sober because the one time he drank with us he threw up. That and the bunny filled hour long drive home.
TheTrashHeap - July 5, 2009, 11:56 pm
For all his talk moooooooooo forgets that i cleaned house in the first game I went to. Of course with that much jamesons in them i doubt anybody would remember.
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 11:54 pm
Go there??? Neither of us do!!!! WEll, once I was pretty well beaten at poker, and couldn't cover my debts. (let that be a lesson, TTH)
TheTrashHeap - July 5, 2009, 11:51 pm
eewwwwwwwww why do you and mooooooo always have to go THERE!
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 11:50 pm
Still trying to figure out how I got back from Dublin so quickly.
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 11:49 pm
Not my back door (in either sense of the word)
TheTrashHeap - July 5, 2009, 11:48 pm
is that your back door aggy?
TheTrashHeap - July 5, 2009, 11:46 pm
check the newest posters that's 113 empty Guinness kegs
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 11:37 pm
Well then... let the games begin!
TheTrashHeap - July 5, 2009, 11:33 pm
Are you kidding its only 1030 i was just saying goodnight to the lovebirds. Mooooooooooo should be on soon (I think he waits till his gf falls asleep)
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 11:25 pm
Have a good one, TTH
TheTrashHeap - July 5, 2009, 11:20 pm
night nik. night mo. night jon boy.
Nik - July 5, 2009, 11:07 pm
Good night guys. I'm off too. Thanks again.
TheTrashHeap - July 5, 2009, 10:56 pm
On my drive home from mooooo's last night i hit a wabbit with my pos car thats all
MO - July 5, 2009, 10:53 pm
GOOD NIGHT!!!
Nik - July 5, 2009, 10:49 pm
Always have to have the last word, don't you? Good Day!!!
MO - July 5, 2009, 10:48 pm
No!! I said Good day!! GOOD DAY!!!!
Nik - July 5, 2009, 10:45 pm
I said 'Good day'!!!!
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 10:45 pm
Nite, cradle robber!
MO - July 5, 2009, 10:45 pm
K I'm out! Off to bed! Good day!!!!
MO - July 5, 2009, 10:43 pm
I was shooting pies at mooooo the blue cow...he was over your place and all.
Nik - July 5, 2009, 10:43 pm
With no offense to you, Trash...truthfully my car is a trash heap. What can I say?
MO - July 5, 2009, 10:41 pm
I kinda skimmed by the comments from the last round but don't think Nik has....I'm kinda "fuzzy" on the whole wabbit thing too.....
Nik - July 5, 2009, 10:40 pm
Hey MO...don't forget you pretty much brought up the whole 'kickin' thing. It's almost like an invitation...but like I said, I want no parts of it.
TheTrashHeap - July 5, 2009, 10:40 pm
No clown ones mo
MO - July 5, 2009, 10:39 pm
You mean blue ones trash??
TheTrashHeap - July 5, 2009, 10:38 pm
did you hit a wabbit nik?
TheTrashHeap - July 5, 2009, 10:38 pm
The kickamos get cool shoes!
Nik - July 5, 2009, 10:38 pm
Ok. Gotcha. My car's a wreck. You are FRICKIN HILARIOUS!!!!
MO - July 5, 2009, 10:37 pm
Whatch mean hope you get accepted? You the ONLY member!!! And I'm not fond of the sound of the kickamos....She'd be good at that to....nik kick and all.
TheTrashHeap - July 5, 2009, 10:37 pm
And thanks Mr Motifake for being the shadowy figure in the background giving me a place to lose way more sleep than i can afford! We salute you Mr Motifake
Nik - July 5, 2009, 10:36 pm
Ummmm....what?
MO - July 5, 2009, 10:35 pm
You'd best start with the car hun...vrroooommmmmmmmmm
Nik - July 5, 2009, 10:35 pm
I really hope I get accepted into the Kissamo tribe. I really don't need the drama of the Kickamos.
TheTrashHeap - July 5, 2009, 10:35 pm
Politifake.com would have a large bible belt population full of interesting opinions and lively debates.......sure it would really!


Everyone's a critic -


TAGS: bear busker harp music beethoven
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - July 30, 2015, 8:35 pm
Hahaha - here's a nickle


Pizzaaaaaaa -


TAGS: pizza oven
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - April 14, 2016, 3:11 pm

It's like a pizza mushroom cloud! Preheat oven to 375°, bake for @#$&!


NAZIs -




Who Is Hungry -


TAGS: oven popcorn deep dish pizza
Rating: 4.2/5

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GaryO - November 9, 2015, 3:11 am
I was thinking more like pizza


Beethoven -


TAGS: music beethoven americans
Rating: 2.14/5

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MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 4:00 pm
Wow...chill out there Chopin...teehee.
Silverheart - August 24, 2015, 1:43 pm

AnAmericanComposer is the username of whomever uploaded this Beethoven symphony. And 148,377 likes mean that many people, who may or may not have been American, like the song. Not that they say Beethoven is / was American.


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